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E-Hero
Posted on: 2012/4/4 18:15
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D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
Allright, I wanted to spread out my nerdery over a larger plain of nerdscape, so in the near future, me and some close friends should be setting up a good old fashion board game filled with stats, arguments and rulings.

No we don't take very much seriously. My last character was a full orc paladin who's weapon of choice was a ballistae. There's like a dozen things wrong with that statement.

My new one is going to be a Kobold rogue, weapon of choice is a heavy crossbow. His name will be "Dies Horribly". How many crazy things should I try?

Right now I'm at sabotaging my H.crossbow to fire me instead, launching me over the battelefield (since kobolds weigh like 20lb. probably less after a featherfall is involved). Right now I want to max out Disable Device and Stealth-related. screw open lock, thats too average.

Also alchemy skills I'm hoping for. Nothing like firing hallucinogenic bolts to stir up the story.
Any other suggestions?


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Whisky
Posted on: 2012/4/4 18:58
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Joined: 2011/5/25
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
Aww man... now you've got me wanting to grab my books and char sheets and run another campaign... we need a live chat program that supports dice rolls. =P


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LordDean
Posted on: 2012/4/4 20:22
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
i didnt understand ANYTHING you guys said!!


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E-Hero
Posted on: 2012/4/5 6:30
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Joined: 2012/3/7
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
Well You see
when Paper, Dice and an imagination decide to have a threesome...
...
???
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PROFIT! (also hilarity usually)


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InfernalSlayer
Posted on: 2012/4/5 7:00
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Joined: 2012/2/15
From: Greece
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
Cult of Orcus as the antagonists?
Tic
Posted on: 2012/4/5 12:37
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Joined: 2010/2/6
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
Quote:
Well You see
when Paper, Dice and an imagination decide to have a threesome




But I too dont understand. None of my friends wanted to play D&D or things like that when i was a kid and yet now there all like "LOTR!" or "skrim!", "im sooooo nerdy" get bent.
BTW i was listening to the TGS podcast and they were talking about those RPG books, any one remember them? they were awsome


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Whisky
Posted on: 2012/4/5 14:07
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
TIC! Come join me for a game sometime! XD


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LordDean
Posted on: 2012/4/5 16:34
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
rainbow dragon, rolls 15, cataclysmic blast charging ready in 100 rolls.

rolls 1 : cataclysmic blazst ready, all your enemies perish in the ranbow dragons hell fire of doom. win.

imagination is overrated lol


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Tesla
Posted on: 2012/5/4 23:28
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Joined: 2011/8/24
From: San Antonio, Texas, US
Posts: 217
Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
I've always wanted to play, but i've never been able to find anyone to play with. So hey, if you want to start a game and need players, i'm in.
E-Hero
Posted on: 2012/5/5 2:51
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From: Northern Wastelands of Canada
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Re: D&D, the to-be stories of lunacy
in some ironic twist of irony, I'm actually doing D&D right now. just waiting on a character to be written up


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