My book on women... [Warning, not for the easily offended]
So, as briefly mentioned on TS, I'm writing a book about women. If you happen to be easily offended by sexism, please look away now.
(If this thread is deemed too inapropriate, feel free to delete!)
The book will go as follows.....
B*tches love bubbles,
b*tches love shiny things,
b*tches love kittens,
b*tches love puppies,
b*tches love traffic lights,
b*tches love baking cakes,
b*tches love bitching,
b*tches love lifts,
b*tches love fast cars,
b*tches love chloroform,
b*tches love being late,
b*tches love rainbows,
b*tches love changing their minds.
B*tches love LOTS
These have so far been confirmed by real life women (my girlfriend, my flatmate's girlfriends and Snooze).
EDIT: to make it into the book, each 'fact' must be confirmed by two women minimum!
Any more suggestions would be useful :p
Also, the prequel will be aptly named "B*tches hate...."
Final note, consent was given all round on TS for this to be put on the forums, it is now in stone, or at least in 1's and 0's....